(While Sasuke was sitting near his wierd friends across from them on the other side at the lunch table in the cafeteria at school, Reporter Jackson approached Sasuke to interview him while other two watched the cameraman with the camera, studying him.)
Reporter Jackson: Hello. This is Reporter Jackson with a live story today. I'm here today to interview with Sasuke Uchiha. The last of the Uchiha clan. The reason I'm here today is to interview him about what the world is gossiping today. You guessed it. Yaoi.
Sakura: Oh no... *hits her forehead on the table*
Naruto: *glares at Sasuke* Lucky...
Reporter Jackson: So, Mr. Uchiha...
Sasuke: It's just Sasuke.
Reporter Jackson: Right. Sasuke, have you ever wondered about pairing up with Naruto if you had the chance to since all these fangirls have been dying to know?
Naruto: *gets all happy* They finally notice me!! ^^
Sasuke: No.
Reporter Jackson: Why is that, Sasuke?
Sasuke: Well, for one he acts like a girl!! Who would be paired up with that thing?! I want a man. A man that is hot. Sexy. And strong.
Reporter Jackso: Uhhh...
Itachi: Sasuke! *comes up from behind him*
Sasuke: 0///0
Itachi: *grabs Sasuke by the chin, pulls him back, and kisses him on the lips*
Sasuke: *smiles at him* Hi, love.
Itachi: Hey. *smiles back*
Cameraman: *has it camcorded*
Sakura: That's his secret lover the whole time??!!
Naruto: What?! Why didn't you tell us?!
Sasuke: So what if I didn't tell you that I was going out with my brother with incest love! Reason why I wouldn't pick any of you girls is because I was gay!! Now goodbye and have a nice day!! *grabs Itachi's hand and runs off with him*
Cameraman: *goes back to Jackson*
Reporter Jackson: Well, that includes our interview with Sasuke Uchiha. Goodbye and good luck world.
Naruto: I wanna be interviewed!! ^^
Reporter Jackson and Sakura: NO!! *hits him on the head*
Naruto: Dawwwhhh!! TT.TT
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I am a yaoi fan.
why? i dont know
fav yaoi pairs?
axel demyx
hikaru kaoru
matt mello
uh...yes ive done this.~If you have attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array then copy and paste this into your signature~
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"Gothic is nothing more than just being plain Emo...they both wear black."
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I am a yaoi fan.
why? i dont know
fav yaoi pairs?
axel demyx
hikaru kaoru
matt mello
uh...yes ive done this.~If you have attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array then copy and paste this into your signature~
--
"Gothic is nothing more than just being plain Emo...they both wear black."
--
I am a yaoi fan.
why? i dont know
fav yaoi pairs?
axel demyx
hikaru kaoru
matt mello
uh...yes ive done this.~If you have attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array then copy and paste this into your signature~
--
"Gothic is nothing more than just being plain Emo...they both wear black."
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